Mike Luckovich for November 09, 2023

Yup………sorry pig….that ain’t gonna do….

They cannot pull it off: Old white guys who hate cross dressing just can’t do the lipstick thing with any authority.

Lipstick on a pig will not make a beauty contestant out of her (or him)!

I see GOP have subpoenaed Hunter Biden for influence peddling. I hope it leads to an investigation into the NRA and how much influence they have over republicans.

Why Republicans HATE democracy.

GOP is an elephant, not a pig (OMG).

Gussie yourself up as much as you please, GOPig, but none of it will help.

The QOP can’t beautify themselves convincingly.

Neither Trump nor Biden was on the ballot. The dynamics of the 2024 election will be totally different with a much bigger turnout. Almost half of the people who are predicting the 2024 outcome will be wrong. I will not be a factor because I cannot in good conscience vote democrat or Trump and it would be voter fraud is the GOP took my House seat.

The pig also needs an XXXL-sized diaper, and a bigger gut. Also, I have nothing against pigs. In fact, I’d choose to vote for any pig that’s running against a member of the GQP NotSee Fashist Party.

Maybe, stop sitting on their thumbs and start working for the American people, and not just their billionaire owners. Oh, and cutting the strings from Putin and stop putting Russia first would be a great idea as well.

Next step is drag!

Ohio: Americans want their abortions, period. Leave it alone Republicans.

Virginia: county-wise it’s a red state, but dominated by a a few highly populated counties, primarily in the DC Swamp metro area. It’s a miracle Youngkin won in the first place.

Kentucky: A moderate Democratic governor who is actually competent can definitely succeed in a red state.

Make sure the bra has 8 cups

Here in WI our former governor Walker (shudder) claims it was because of $$$ that the GOP failed on Tuesday. Keep thinking that Scott (and other GOP), and don’t recognize what issue(s) are bringing in those $$$.

So, the pig is applying for a job as a newsperson on Fox?

Not sure about cigars…but, sometimes, a pig is just a pig.

Good one, Mike!

With the coming Trump administration, we can dispense with all this “will of the people” and that whole “democracy” business. Referendums will become a thing of the past. Retribution will be the order of the day.

True, the GOP of today seems to hate America, democracy, the idea of America, and our constitutional republic. Acta Non Verba.

Don’t know if they make a 12~14 cup bras. Probably get better pushup results if you used shrink wrap.

Dick Cheney needs to shoot it in the face to smear that lipstick around, maybe. Yeah, that’ll help!

Well, let’s start a pool. How long until Trumpublicans start soft-pedaling their stance on abortion in order to get re-elected. They’ll be lying, of course, and change their stance the minute they’re in power. Don’t fall for it. Vote BLUE!

Its Niki Haley, don’t touch my kids, but hunter biden is a gop target.

I see that they’re gonna go for the Greene & Boebert look now.

Vivek said something silly about “5 inch heels”, Nikki Haley said she only wears heels that she can “run in” while DeSantis is obviously wearing lifts.

Ain’t no silk purse comin’ from thissen neither!

 @oldchas Don’t give Decrepit Misanthrope the satisfaction of responding to his posts. Formerly known as SlashGovernment (before apparently running afoul of some GoComics standard), his main guiding principle in life seems to be “I hate everybody.” He knows what he thinks and will go on at great length about it, but he doesn’t give a rip about what you think, which is why it’s pointless to try to engage in any form of conversation (let alone rational conversation) with him.

Even with the lipstick, no one in their right mind wants to breed with you

Modern Republican campaign strategy: Just lie.

Is he wanting to get votes, or be Chuck C. Johnson’s mail order bride?

Hey, y’all, has anyone noticed that we’re now down to only a week before the federal government runs out of money? And what’s Holy Mike doing about it all? Prayin’ for a miracle ain’t gonna get the job done, Mike!

Maybe some voters are finally getting tired of endless, obvious lying.