Monty by Jim Meddick for November 22, 2023

Like we all do on all those terms of use.

My budgies will gladly share some of my roast turkey. Parrots love to eat chicken – he doesn’t know what he’s missing.

The Terms of Service for X states anything you post they can use anyway they want. Backed out Did not accept.

I’m trying to guess the year of that vintage lamp

Note to Jim Meddick: 6 ≠ G

Spicy barbecued parrot sounds yummy.

Nope, not signing. Can’t wait to eat the crispy skin off the turkey breast

Pilsner didn’t mention wild turkey.

Birds are a widespread class of animals, same as mammals. Big variety of species therein, where it’s normal to see Donald Duck and his nephews sitting down to a turkey dinner.

I’m thinking the little parrot should go hide somewhere for a few days.

So cook the bird on Thursday and just have leftover turkey all weekend.

I want Venison for Xgiving! Bambi is sooooo tastie!

TLDR

Moondog suddenly has avoid in his life.

BrewBro Tap Finder? Is that a real thing? :)

I guess it’s tofukey for you. Of course what he doesn’t know want bother him if you eat out.

birds eat other birds all the time, it would be like chastising a shark for eating fellow fish, or a lion for eating other mammals. I think what Pilsner REALLY hates is the sight of a whole cooked bird on the table since it’s shaped like him. I bet if Moondog sticks to cutlets or ground Turkey the little parrot would be none the wiser.

I feel sorry for Moondog.

Don’t let the parakeet push you around, Moondog! You are the master of your apartment, not him. Eat lot’s of turkey, with gravy and stuffing, of course, and do it right in front of his face! No bird-bullies welcome here!