I went to Biltmore recently, It was beautiful but I don’t know how someone could stand to live there. By the end of the day, I almost couldn’t walk anymore. And I’m a healthy 16 year old so it takes a lot to get to that point.
“He retired early this evening”…meaning he finally decided to stop being king (fat chance) or he decided to sleep early (which I usually do on Saturdays)…
Now they hide in Washington, “direct” Desert Storm from there and grab all the credit. Stormin’ Norman deserved the credit, but the Joint Chiefs of Staff took all the credit…for doing nothing.
David_the_CAD 8 months ago
I thought he would put on a costume and go trick-or-treating.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 8 months ago
Used to be a day when kings led their army in battle, whatever happened to that?
Sanspareil 8 months ago
The fink is in horrible rotund shape!
enigmamz 8 months ago
“We could arrange to have you carried.” – Tywin Lannister
hariseldon59 8 months ago
Henry VIII was reported to have weighed around 400 pounds at the time of his death, but was actually quite fit in his early years
oldthang 8 months ago
Look in the mirror, Fink!
DaveG1960 8 months ago
It’s tough at the top……
Alyssa the Great 8 months ago
I went to Biltmore recently, It was beautiful but I don’t know how someone could stand to live there. By the end of the day, I almost couldn’t walk anymore. And I’m a healthy 16 year old so it takes a lot to get to that point.
Doug K 8 months ago
So … the bedroom is not right behind (or beside) the throne room?
blunebottle 8 months ago
Hasn’t had an elevator installed yet. Where’s Otis?
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
And he still has to climb into that bed!
jagedlo 8 months ago
“He retired early this evening”…meaning he finally decided to stop being king (fat chance) or he decided to sleep early (which I usually do on Saturdays)…
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
I guess the heat is better there!
Goat from PBS 8 months ago
All that walking just to go to bed? Ugh, sounds grueling.
geese28 8 months ago
Now to mountain climb over the bed
DawnQuinn1 8 months ago
Now they hide in Washington, “direct” Desert Storm from there and grab all the credit. Stormin’ Norman deserved the credit, but the Joint Chiefs of Staff took all the credit…for doing nothing.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 8 months ago
I suppose a king who can’t navigate his own castle is not long for the throne. Of course, a king with legs 3 inches long may get a pass.
raybarb44 8 months ago
Or any of us actually…..
dimndno 8 months ago
If the a$$holes that start the wars had to actually fight them we’d have a lot fewer wars!
jasonsnakelover 8 months ago
So the king draws social security now?
That’s right, Charlie. There’s no excuse for you being out of shape.
Drgnslr Premium Member 8 months ago
That’s 6,000 steps easy.
T... 8 months ago
Not in that castle anyway…
EnlilEnkiEa 8 months ago
Unless they run America.