Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 18, 2023

I thought that you bit your lip when you didn’t want to spill the beans…..

Wait… Birds have lips?

I was looking at a donut.

Tastes like chicken.

The second I decide to go on a diet, I suddenly need to eat everything in the house, at bedtime.

I stopped dieting and lost 10 pounds.

For me, it is truly a psychological thing lol!

Last week I tried an all banana diet.

I didn’t find it very appealing.

What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?

How much do you whey?

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff.

It is enough to make a mango crazy.

I changed my diet…

…the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.

Maintaining a healthy diet…

is a piece of cake.

Well, I’ve been on a diet for a whole week now…

And I’ve lost 7 days.

I thought about going on an all almond diet.

But that would be just nuts.

I wanted to go on a diet,

But there’s too much on my plate.

Why go on a diet? Didn’t everyone set their scales back 10 pounds last week?

If you bite your lip too often you’ll end up with a fat lip.

These things happen.

DIET. First 3 letters spell DIE. The last letter is a cross.

Just don’t swallow…

That’s a fat lip..

Roz eats at a place other than hers?

“I gained five pounds just by eating my words!” d;o)

Beaks and lips obviously have a lot of calories.