I thought it was the Democrats that brought gifts for all the boys and girls on Halloween. It’s part of another Halloween bailout package brought to you by the Great Pumpkin-spice Donkey for elitist college student loan debt.
You know, Repubs have often touted the advantages of no government. Well, guys/gals, it looks like your lack of unity has brought about just that. Congratulations.
Well, he isn’t trying anymore. Or at least, they aren’t going to hold a third vote today – so while he claims he’s trying to become Speaker, he’s not trying very hard!
sipsienwa Premium Member 7 months ago
At least 1 of our 4 reps voted for someone besides jordan.
ibFrank 7 months ago
Well, he is a pumpkin head, I’m sorry pumpkins have something useful inside them. Jim Jordan head is empty.
knutdl 7 months ago
I Got to Cross the River Jordan (Blind Willie McTell)
TonysSon 7 months ago
“Nightmare on 15th Street”
cracker65 7 months ago
Hahahaha
Charliegirl Premium Member 7 months ago
Now seeing him in the punkin patch is dam scary!!!
Al Fresco 7 months ago
I thought it was the Democrats that brought gifts for all the boys and girls on Halloween. It’s part of another Halloween bailout package brought to you by the Great Pumpkin-spice Donkey for elitist college student loan debt.
sevaar777 7 months ago
Pathetically endorsed by the Great Pumpkinhead…
FreyjaRN Premium Member 7 months ago
Linus needs to stay well away from Jordan. Jordan would scare the Great Pumpkin away.
VegaAlopex 7 months ago
Is he looking for the Great Pumpkin’s vote?
Valiant1943 Premium Member 7 months ago
What in blue blazes is wrong with the other three?
The Dem Veteran 7 months ago
Here’s something only about 10 people will get
“Calling Hanover Fist”
He looks like a cartoon character from “Heavy Metal”WestNYC Premium Member 7 months ago
Good toon today.
babka Premium Member 7 months ago
who’s in charge of threatening his family?
Meg: All Seriousness Aside 7 months ago
A word of warning, Linus: If you go into wrestling, stay away from Gym Jordan.
charliekane 7 months ago
One scary insurrectionist!
Radish the wordsmith 7 months ago
The USA gets a rock from the republicans.
olddude1953 7 months ago
Too scary. It would get banned.
IndyW 7 months ago
It’s amusing to see how the left wing whinners try to vilify Jim Jordan just because he’s tuff on issues. “Ooohh, he’s so scary, where’s my mommy.”
Geesh, give it a rest. At least the guy is trying to get something done.
preacherman 7 months ago
You know, Repubs have often touted the advantages of no government. Well, guys/gals, it looks like your lack of unity has brought about just that. Congratulations.
T Smith 7 months ago
“Gym” Jordan should not be allowed around children.
librarylady59 7 months ago
Could they not elect a traitor who participated in fomenting the failed insurrection…
bueller 7 months ago
Jordan is apparently bailing out, and will now back acting speaker Patrick McHenry .
walkingmancomics 7 months ago
Very FRIGHTENING
john_chubb 7 months ago
Well, he isn’t trying anymore. Or at least, they aren’t going to hold a third vote today – so while he claims he’s trying to become Speaker, he’s not trying very hard!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 7 months ago
he tried to cross the River Jordan and went down for the third time
tee929 7 months ago
“Chin up ol’ boy—they are going to fail you again, and again, and again….”