Herman by Jim Unger for October 25, 2023

At first I thought the one on the left was a woman!

Good luck with that!

Trust me. She is thinking the exact same thoughts about you and getting a job.

No dude, it’s WYSIWYG

Just when you think it can’t get any worse…

What the sam fart are you marrying her for? I see divorce court in his future

—) Sometimes Dr Spock was privately cynical and and wanted to write: “If kids are going to rebel against their upbringing, you might as well bring them up wrong.”

Um… they change in that very direction. Same as men. Keep looking.

He or she won’t change. The basic personality is already set.

Gonna be a big disappointment if the ‘change’ just becomes a worse version of the original.

The only thing women will change after you’re married is her underwear.

Sorry, doesn’t work that way. Entropy, you know?

One time I was six minutes old altogether.

Some things NEVER change.

What you see is what you get doesn’t always happen…

Thinking that you can change someone from who they are to who you want them to be is a definition of codependency.

then she won’t cook and argue constantly

Looks as if you were fooled by “her” feminine form.

They don’t change everything.

Haven’t you heard, it’s the other way around. Women marry men so they can change them.

Ohhh they can change.