The very first sentence which Pete Reyonlds-Roberts speaks after making a marriage proposal is to bring up a boil. Not of water, but of a pus filled bacterial infection which festers under the skin.
So, the “greatest comic book writer in the country” can’t make a living writing comics. What makes him think he can run a pizza shop? Mindy sure isn’t convinced. And all Mopey Pete can do is stand there and make dumb jokes. Run away, Mindy! Run away!
I read that middle panel as he’d be like “Doctor Who” and thought the sentence didn’t make sense. Then I read it again. And still thought it didn’t make sense.
This thing with the two kids contemplating marriage is like watching a train wreck. You know how it’s going to end, but you can’t look away. Merciful Heavens girl, consider your prospects with this troglodyte.
Bill Thompson 7 months ago
“And my experience of working on Chester the Chiseler’s vanity project will convince real publishers they want to deal with me!”
Bill Thompson 7 months ago
Man, this bites like a toothless old man trying to crack a Montoni’s hardtack crust pizza.
J.J. O'Malley 7 months ago
RUN AWAY, MINDY! RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
wherescrankshaft 7 months ago
The very first sentence which Pete Reyonlds-Roberts speaks after making a marriage proposal is to bring up a boil. Not of water, but of a pus filled bacterial infection which festers under the skin.
How romantic.
billsplut 7 months ago
Why would he quit comics when he’s such a wit?
French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago
Mopey Pete needs to remove that massive boil from front of his face.
French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago
So, the “greatest comic book writer in the country” can’t make a living writing comics. What makes him think he can run a pizza shop? Mindy sure isn’t convinced. And all Mopey Pete can do is stand there and make dumb jokes. Run away, Mindy! Run away!
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
I’d like to see the menu he writes.
sueb1863 7 months ago
Now ask him if he knows anything at all about running a business.
elbow macaroni 7 months ago
A lanced boil? What? No illustration?
Mopman 7 months ago
Was the Pizza Box Monster always 8’ tall?
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
At least he removed the boil……and I thought three was a crowd?
tcayer 7 months ago
I read that middle panel as he’d be like “Doctor Who” and thought the sentence didn’t make sense. Then I read it again. And still thought it didn’t make sense.
WesC Premium Member 7 months ago
After many readings, I finally got it. Free – lancer. A big build up for a bad pun.
corvallisclem 7 months ago
This looks like an ai comic.
JPuzzleWhiz 7 months ago
Annnnnnnd…today, the windows are BLACKENED!
hubbard3188 7 months ago
This thing with the two kids contemplating marriage is like watching a train wreck. You know how it’s going to end, but you can’t look away. Merciful Heavens girl, consider your prospects with this troglodyte.
dlestersprint0 7 months ago
Where is Ed Crankshaft?
ToneeRhianRose 24 days ago
Haha! (^▽^) He can do both.