Clay Jones for October 12, 2023

Some pumpkins just need to be turned into pie before they turn rotten.

Too scary.

Pizza Rat is hoping you hand out pepperoni.

Pizza rat is cool (and scary). Give him/her some pizza.

Boo to you too goldfish.

I’m going to have to keep an eye for some brave progressive to host a haunted Halloween house of TFG flags, book burning in one corner, pumpkins spouting Fox News “opinions”….

A Cacklin’ Kamala jack-o’-lantern would bring some traffic.

Republicans aren’t a treat. They aren’t even a treat. They’re the nausea one feels after gorging on their sweet crap.

Anyone who would support Gym Jordan will never recognize him in that pumpkin. For the rest of us, right on!

Love the ghost rat!

Surprised he isn’t armed. Halloween provides easy targets and the fallback, cya cushy Stand Your Ground defense.

If you hand out toothbrushes for Halloween,I’m not voting for you

Love the ghost rat!!

GQP House Speaker choices: #1. S Scalise, Rump won believer, I didn’t know those people in the white pointy hats were KKK. #2. Gym JIM J. Rump approve. Part of the Ohio State wrestling scandal. Actual accomplishments in Congress, nada. #3. Don’t elect a Speaker. Close doors until the Dem’s take control of the House in 2024.

All tricks and no treats. That’s why! Good one!