Herman by Jim Unger for October 10, 2023

“They call themselves ‘campers,’ and are said to be delicious together with roasted marshmallows and bug juice.”

That’s just a myth.

If Bigfoot is a dominant species, there’s gotta be a lesser.

Good thing bigfoots (bigfeet?) don’t have iphones. There would be pictures of humans doing stupid stuff everywhere! oh… nevermind….

That must be the children out in the woods.

Better than the Lochness sightings…

And they always act like we’re something unusual!

Razors are on sale; they might want to take advantage of that offer

Frightful critters aren’t they? I heard how recordings of various creatures were played on the African Savannah and the thing that scared everything the most was the sound of a human voice.

Don’t scratch a rash!

Bigfoot? Ha! He couldn’t be more than a size eleven.

But they’re all a little fuzzy.

I don’t believe it…