Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2023

Go back to sleep before she slugs you.

Dry dream

Next, it will realize it’s not just sleeping and dreaming this while in its shell, it’s doing it in a bed – like a human. The nightmare continues.

Were you a salted?

Could have been much worse. He could have dreamed he was signing the SALT treaty.

And a little girl in a raincoat with an umbrella was walking towards we with something round and cylindrical in her other hand…

The real nightmare would be getting invited to dinner in Paris.

I dreamed that I was in a pan of beer and didn’t want to get out.

Umm…is that the wife?

Sounds kind of kinky… LOL

…and stuck in a pond of quicksalt!

i had that dream last night!