Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 12, 2023

That’s a weighty thought.

“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.” Socrates

“Patience is the companion of wisdom.”Saint Augustine

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” Lewis Carroll

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Napoleon Bonaparte

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.” Albert Einstein

“Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.” George Bernard Shaw

“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” William Arthur Ward

“By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.” Confucius

“Knowledge is proud that it knows so much; wisdom is humble that it knows no more.” William Cowper

“Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn’t be done.” Amelia Earhart

“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.”Doug Larson

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” Will Rogers

“Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.” John Wooden

“Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act.” Dr. Seuss

“Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.” Pablo Picasso

“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” Ben Hogan

Is that what happened, because I think that happened to me too.

I must be a guru.

Heavy man, heavy.

Sharing it might lighten the load.

You say it weighs upon your mind?

Carrying extra wisdom. That sounds good.

Take a load off, Aunty…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P202C3mm8g

I would love to believe that, but sometimes fat is just fat. I refuse to apologize for good eating.

I WISH that was my excuse.

Wisdom is understanding knowledge. It does not come from a booze bottle.

Aunty, its either that, or all of the clutter accumulated in your head after all these years. Or Both!

You’re durned tootin’ right it is!

Which Aunty, only goes to prove that you brains are the seat of your problem and a wide seat it is indeed.

It’s all behind her now.

I think stupidity is heavier than wisdom.

I must be brilliant.

Knowledge is broadening, wisdom makes it settle around the middle.

Don’t make me laugh, and you did.

An airhead claims wisdom is heavy?

i knew there had to be a reason for my weight loss…

If that’s true, I must be a freaking genius.

Yes, indeed!