Clay Jones for June 17, 2023

The most trustworthy candidate from Florida yet.

The pizza rat is writing notes ON THE PIZZA? (OMG)

Its all fun and games until he start crying crocodile tears about election being rigged against him

He’d rather wrestle his opponents than debate them.

“Expand the Swamp!”

His campaign motto is that he will clean the swamp!

At least he would probably mean it.

I think the US should expel Florida and Texas, then build a wall to keep the contagion out of the rest of the country.

Reptile dysfunction.

Crocked alligator (it’s the exposed tootles which crocodiles have, not alligators).

Well, he’s SMARTER then anyone else from Floriduhh that’s running…

Vote Chomper! Cause gators are good people.

Gators, the green candidate.

Croc: I will eat everyone.Follo0wers: See!? He lets you know exactly what he wants. No smoke a mirrors.

Chomping at the bit is their specialty. Never know when to shut their spewing mouths! LOL

They will eat your tax dollars for their reptilian projects, and when you are broke they will eat you.

"""Sun the troll is already high on Gator-Ade.

Today’s menu is chicken fried stupid,. That comes with mashed treason, gravy, Maga beans and klan on the cob.

I’ll chomp my opponents down to size. Vote green, and that’s no crock.

all Florida candidates are reptilian

I’m surprised the Florida looney who likes to traffic in underage girls hasn’t announced his candidacy yet. I mean, the Godawful Obsolete Party has plenty of other kinds of looneys…….

Newsom asserted that California was on its way to being the “fourth largest economy in the world” — that’s not measuring it against other states, but other countries.

Then Newsom dropped a truth bomb that continues to be largely overwritten in the national narrative by a distracting focus on the culture wars. Newsom tossed this economic fact in Hannity’s lap, with a lit fuse:

“71 percent of the GDP in America are blue counties. Progressive policies. Seven of the top ten dependent states are your states. We’re subsidizing your states because of your policies.”

I like Pizza Rat (my favorite character) taking notes on the back of his pizza slice!

“Romper Room” has grown (not necessarily “matured”) into “Chomper Chew’m”?

Only fair. The Republican Party these days is a big croc(k) of….

wHEN DOES THE PYTHON ANNOUNCE HIS CANDIDACY?

He can’t molest women because he has no hands—-that puts him one up on the other GOP candidates

I would easily vote for Chompers over a couple of other famous Floridian candidates at this point.