I know…it was only once, but now I have to make an announcement before I go in and leave the door unlocked. So much fuss. Wouldn’t mind having a good looking guy keeping watch though.
I fell in the tub once while taking a shower – where do I sign up to get a hunky young lifeguard of my own? A red headed one would be nice, but he would probably cost more.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 12 months ago
This is why there’s a lifeguard shortage this summer!
Imagine 12 months ago
He’s there for her, not for you.
Imagine 12 months ago
Probably cheaper than the hospital bills.
Doug K 12 months ago
As he pulls the the shower curtain for privacy, he hears the whistle.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 12 months ago
Surprised it’s not a step-in with high sides and grab bars. Maybe a lifeguard was cheaper?
ChristineMurphy 12 months ago
I know…it was only once, but now I have to make an announcement before I go in and leave the door unlocked. So much fuss. Wouldn’t mind having a good looking guy keeping watch though.
walstib Premium Member 12 months ago
My wife always says she’s going to jump in the shower, even though I’ve warned her several times how dangerous that could be.
Lee26 Premium Member 12 months ago
At least get me a FEMALE lifeguard.
Lee26 Premium Member 12 months ago
Lifeguard soap wasn’t good enough?
prince valiant Premium Member 12 months ago
I can relate…fall off a ladder one time and the missus says,“No more!”
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 12 months ago
I’d stick to showers only. Honestly I haven’t taken a bath in about 45+ years
grunk1 12 months ago
there are actually lifeguards on duty at Olympic swimming competitions.
Buoy 12 months ago
At least she didn’t make you wear the water wings.
ChrisTrey 12 months ago
I fell in the tub once while taking a shower – where do I sign up to get a hunky young lifeguard of my own? A red headed one would be nice, but he would probably cost more.
C 12 months ago
She wants you to have a lifeguard, get a cute 19 year old
johnjoyce 12 months ago
Has this comic ended?