Maybe getting stuck with the check…..
The other way around would have been even funnier.
Strange that a bird would have teeth. Or being wearing shoes…
He’ll do anything for a laugh.
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It’s called carbon dating.
Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that’s why you are online dating.
The toilet paper gag doesn’t work as well in gender reverse. Guys usually use the urinal; and when we use a stall, we rarely bother to cover the seat with paper.
Toilet paper stuck on the shoe is always funny. Case in point https://youtu.be/LXSfklaoPv8
Whichever, she doesn’t seem stuck on him.
Picky,picky
Well, at least you had a good time.
It’s not all bad when you can make the lady laugh.
“…or when he grabbed the toilet paper off his shoe and used it to wipe the spinach away.”
More disgustinger…
A bird has teeth?
The Perfesser obviously lacks the social graces to leave a good first impression. Yet his comedic abilities seem well developed.
Have we got any more, funnier choices?
Poor Cosmo was a walking cliche last night.
Do fish hawks eat spinach??
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member 12 months ago
Maybe getting stuck with the check…..
Imagine 12 months ago
The other way around would have been even funnier.
meg_grif 12 months ago
Strange that a bird would have teeth. Or being wearing shoes…
Imagine 12 months ago
He’ll do anything for a laugh.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It’s called carbon dating.
littlejohn Premium Member 12 months ago
Tired of online dating? You’re not alone.
Oh, wait! Yes you are, that’s why you are online dating.
Geophyzz 12 months ago
The toilet paper gag doesn’t work as well in gender reverse. Guys usually use the urinal; and when we use a stall, we rarely bother to cover the seat with paper.
Differentname 12 months ago
Toilet paper stuck on the shoe is always funny. Case in point https://youtu.be/LXSfklaoPv8
prrdh 12 months ago
Whichever, she doesn’t seem stuck on him.
rickmac1937 Premium Member 12 months ago
Picky,picky
ladykat 12 months ago
Well, at least you had a good time.
Diat60 12 months ago
It’s not all bad when you can make the lady laugh.
oakie817 12 months ago
“…or when he grabbed the toilet paper off his shoe and used it to wipe the spinach away.”
T... 12 months ago
More disgustinger…
ChazNCenTex 12 months ago
A bird has teeth?
ArcticFox Premium Member 12 months ago
The Perfesser obviously lacks the social graces to leave a good first impression. Yet his comedic abilities seem well developed.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
Have we got any more, funnier choices?
eddi-TBH 12 months ago
Poor Cosmo was a walking cliche last night.
Sanspareil 12 months ago
Do fish hawks eat spinach??