Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 30, 2023

Rita must have a really big car.

Rita has hired a guy with a broom shovel and rolling trash can to follow the wee beastie about all day.

Seems to be as good a reason as any.

Not a car, but a Semi

She needs a big car to haul her ego around

The new Chevy Pachyderm SUV. Great for LARGE families.

Is it house broken?

Maybe the elephant carried the car to work.

I’m sure it’s the pet Rita’s granddaughter has always dreamed of having. She will call him Horton.

Change the lyrics to the Christmas song – I want an elephant for Christmas, only an elephant will do.

The car is vital to the definition of manager.

And no one else’s elephant is large enough to carry your car all the way home. With a few comfort stops along the way of course.

this whole elephant thing is getting kind of dumbo

Rita, you do realize as a practicing physician, you daughter could probably have you committed for giving Maria that elephant. Or at the very least called in for a psych evaluation.