Jiminy Cricket in Disney’s version was a grasshopper not a cricket. Crickets are black not green. Was he afraid of a black character in his cartoon? (just a thought, no intention meant)
And everyone just keeps talking about Trump. Get used to it; he’s going to be the next president, unless the Dems cheat successfully like they did in 2020.
rmremail 11 months ago
After a while, you lose track of what is real and what is a lie. Then you are ready to go to Mar-a-Lago, to learn from the Master,
Erse IS better 11 months ago
Where does all that wood COME from? I bet he’s got a huge appetite (from lying).
eromlig 11 months ago
So go into politics!
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
By Jiminy, Pinocchio sure ‘nose’ how to get the wood out!!!
Ubintold 11 months ago
Looks like everything is made from popsicle sticks.
Kaputnik 11 months ago
For the magic to work, do you really need to think of new lies, or can you just reuse the old ones?
Hugh B. Hayve 11 months ago
Then go into politics as a side gig and you’ll have redwood logs coming out of your schnoz.
morningglory73 Premium Member 11 months ago
Jiminy Cricket in Disney’s version was a grasshopper not a cricket. Crickets are black not green. Was he afraid of a black character in his cartoon? (just a thought, no intention meant)
luckyduck 11 months ago
Pinocchio hires trump-wala, he never runs out of furniture. Problem solved.
Spacetech 11 months ago
Libs Pick and Choose The Lies they feel are real. But, they never run out of material.
ladykat 11 months ago
Become a politician. You’ll have plenty of material.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Join the gop and you’ll have endless lies to spew and tell…
gnorth22 Premium Member 11 months ago
This gives new meaning to the term “nose job”.
tung cha cha cha 11 months ago
What is Jiminy Cricket shopping for?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
You wooden believe what he charges for those things.
Stephen Gilberg 11 months ago
Couldn’t you get the same results by repeating lies?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
His business can’t handle the truth.
Ceeg22 Premium Member 11 months ago
Impossible
T... 11 months ago
That’s from the exotic “Nosewood” tree, grown from lyre seed…
b.john71 11 months ago
Or Rehobath Beach
PaulGoes 11 months ago
He should go into politics
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Time to become a spokespuppet for a major corporation.
LrdSlvrhnd 11 months ago
Just go into politics, that’ll set you up for life.
Peabody N. Sherman 11 months ago
And everyone just keeps talking about Trump. Get used to it; he’s going to be the next president, unless the Dems cheat successfully like they did in 2020.