Bunch of shootings yesterday. Another normal day in Murica. The good part of this, and I hate to say it is good, is eventually everyone will have someone shot that they know and love. Maybe and I say maybe they may start going for gun control. Trouble being that gun lovers really really really love their guns more than friends or family.
I just recently got a tick embedded in my navel and developed a bright red bullseye Lyme disease rash around it. I’m switching to full automatic and then calling in napalm and white phosphorus.
Panel three implies that Verne felt Fred bite him. I have had lots of ticks attached to me and I have never felt the bite to know they were there. Mosquitoes on the other hand – ouch!
Chris Rock had the solution to gun control in a bit he did a few years ago. You can make guns as cheap as you like but charge like $1000 for each and every bullet. You might still get the occasional shooting but that guy probably really deserved it.
allen@home 11 months ago
It’s a tick you two. Shoot it.
GreasyOldTam 11 months ago
Careful, boys. Guns are the leading cause of death among cartoon characters. Wouldn’t want to spoil someone’s breakfast.
Ellis97 11 months ago
They will abuse those guns for sure.
juicebruce 11 months ago
Lads first learn how to hold a firearm properly ;-)
hariseldon59 11 months ago
I don’t think ticks are insects.
Chithing Premium Member 11 months ago
That’s not an armed response, that’s overkill.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago
Bunch of shootings yesterday. Another normal day in Murica. The good part of this, and I hate to say it is good, is eventually everyone will have someone shot that they know and love. Maybe and I say maybe they may start going for gun control. Trouble being that gun lovers really really really love their guns more than friends or family.
22Wu33/es Premium Member 11 months ago
RJ, you do know ticks are mites, not insects….
Gina Carson 11 months ago
Don’t need a gun to be triggered.
CaveCat87 11 months ago
When’s the last time we saw Fred the wood tick?
rossevrymn 11 months ago
Next, get a door and close it and wait for your neighbor to knock on it.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
It does make me wonder what is the “magic number” of body count before guns stop being funny.
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
I just recently got a tick embedded in my navel and developed a bright red bullseye Lyme disease rash around it. I’m switching to full automatic and then calling in napalm and white phosphorus.
Csaw Backnforth 11 months ago
Panel three implies that Verne felt Fred bite him. I have had lots of ticks attached to me and I have never felt the bite to know they were there. Mosquitoes on the other hand – ouch!
brooklyn51 11 months ago
Chris Rock had the solution to gun control in a bit he did a few years ago. You can make guns as cheap as you like but charge like $1000 for each and every bullet. You might still get the occasional shooting but that guy probably really deserved it.
Ron Bauerle 11 months ago
How many years ago was it that Verne accidentally shot RJ?