My first choice would be to never need sleep again. Second choice would be to never need to eat again. Sleeping and eating (especially when you also factor in the time required to shop for, prepare, and work for the money to buy food) waste more of my time than anything else!
I’d like the power of healing. Make the blind see, the deaf to hear, the dumb to talk, no more cancer, no more disease. I’d start in my local hospital. Can you imagine? It’s one thing to pray and ask God to heal people, but what if God granted me that power? What if God let me go around and just touch people to heal them?
Ratkin 12 months ago
Flying while drunk. What could possibly go wrong.
Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago
After drinking all that beer, you’ll be flying alright!!!
Doug Taylor Premium Member 12 months ago
Calvin told a joke today about these two.
https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2023/06/06?ct=v&cti=1538066
SamT53 12 months ago
Invisibility.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 months ago
I would like to have the power to give out super powers.
FassEddie 12 months ago
Look! Up in the sky!
How on earth does he fly with that bodacious schnozz?
EMGULS79 12 months ago
My first choice would be to never need sleep again. Second choice would be to never need to eat again. Sleeping and eating (especially when you also factor in the time required to shop for, prepare, and work for the money to buy food) waste more of my time than anything else!
hooglah 12 months ago
The key to that is never stop drinking beer.
Impkins Premium Member 12 months ago
Is not dribbling a superpower? burp. :)
Robert Miller Premium Member 12 months ago
I’d like the power of healing. Make the blind see, the deaf to hear, the dumb to talk, no more cancer, no more disease. I’d start in my local hospital. Can you imagine? It’s one thing to pray and ask God to heal people, but what if God granted me that power? What if God let me go around and just touch people to heal them?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
Eno’s got Schlitz for brains.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
I stay with the beer, I have problem with heights.
StephenRice 12 months ago
As a bonus, he’d get to rain on a lot of parades.