Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for May 31, 2023

Tia Carmen in “My life as a telenovela!”

I’m guessing a pet, maybe a goldfish

Tia Carmen, I refuse to believe you killed anybody on purpose.

Dun dun dunn…

DUN DUN DAH!

Have a beautiful day my friends.

Probably an accident?

Instant karma’s going to get you.

Time to crank up our “suspension of disbelief” to another level!

Tia, I have a hard time imagining you could even kill a fly…you ARE old-school, though, so I can see you offing a chicken to feed the family.

Tune in tomorrow for the shocking answer.

Tia is a murderer? Nah, not possible.

I guess plant

The murder weapon was… a lengua casserole!

I assume by accident……

cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style