My ex FIL was also a hunter and trained dogs. He had a wife and 4 daughters who all got PMS at the same time. He almost always took a 4 day weekend at that time of the month.
Schlock Mercenary Maxim #21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
allen@home 11 months ago
Where’s the cooler full of beer guys ?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 months ago
Build him a fire, and he’s warm for a few hours. Set him on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
Olddog1 11 months ago
Teach a man to fish and he’ll spend his life in a boat drinking beer.
Znox11 11 months ago
I highly recommend those guys get spot-lock, never use an anchor again.
ladykat 11 months ago
It doesn’t get any better that that!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago
Works for me .
Teto85 Premium Member 11 months ago
My ex FIL was also a hunter and trained dogs. He had a wife and 4 daughters who all got PMS at the same time. He almost always took a 4 day weekend at that time of the month.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
I think that goes for the boat of ’em.
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m sure their wives enjoy the peace and quiet when their husbands are off fishing.
AndrewSihler 11 months ago
My goodness. Heterosexuals seem to lead such unhappy, unfulfilled, and frustrated lives.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Schlock Mercenary Maxim #21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he’s lucky just to be alive, and he’ll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
chireef 11 months ago
i like Terry Pratchett’s take on it,
give a man some fire and he will be warm for a day,
set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life!!