Cheer up, Flo. Not only does Andy not have a secretary, he thinks Australia is over there around Germany someplace. Odd place for Kangaroos and Koalas, though.
G&G couldn’t even be bothered with their usual obvious cut-n-paste. Today they simply recycled an entire two panels from a previous cartoon and just changed the word balloons.
I would have told him to stay there and never come back. I hope Doris did.
xxx
@Everyone
Greetings from the Carvery! I forgot to mention in my comment yesterday that I was going. However it will be my last time for a while as I won’t have enough points for another £10 voucher for next month. So I’ll be giving the carvery a miss in June. I could still go but it would mean having to pay full price and I’d rather not. I’ll survive.
I will be ordering dessert soon. Chocolate Fudge Cake with Dairy Ice Cream. That’s practically two desserts in one. Mmm! Sorry, RJM if I made you hungry ;-)
After taking the plaster off from my arm this morning, I discovered a red needle mark but no bruise. Sometimes I have faint bruising or a slight needle mark. I think it entirely depends on the skill of the nurse or “Donor Carer” as they are called over here. Still buzzing (very happy) that I done it though. Savin’ lives and all that jazz.
seanfear about 1 year ago
well… she didn’t know she had a husband either shrug
Imagine about 1 year ago
Secretary of Affairs, obviously.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
you would never be that lucky Flo…
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
He doesn’t have a secretary now.
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
The shocker was it was a male secretary.
snsurone76 about 1 year ago
I hope he left her enough to buy more purple clothes.
Calvinist1966 about 1 year ago
I wonder if Doris Dixon knows Doris Donaldson who has been mentioned in this strip before. They certainly have similar names.
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
Doris doesn’t seem very much the worse off for it…wishful thinking for Flo, though!
James Wolfenstein about 1 year ago
I don’t think they “eloped.” You have to marry to call it “elope.” :D
Egrayjames about 1 year ago
Thanks ‘Free Eldo of the Future" for today’s classics. I wish we knew what happened to Affie.
Gandalf about 1 year ago
But she seems quite content…. Free both Eldos NOW!
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cheer up, Flo. Not only does Andy not have a secretary, he thinks Australia is over there around Germany someplace. Odd place for Kangaroos and Koalas, though.
Sïr Sårçåsm SHÅDDÜP about 1 year ago
Typo… Meant Austria
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
The husband and his secretary were going “down under” long before they left for Australia.
teachteed23 about 1 year ago
Doris could always apply for the vacant secretary’s job.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Maybe Flo will suggest Andy get a secretary.
Linguist about 1 year ago
LAME, TIRED, & LAZY!
G&G couldn’t even be bothered with their usual obvious cut-n-paste. Today they simply recycled an entire two panels from a previous cartoon and just changed the word balloons.
FREE ƹʅɗʘ!!! (◞‸◟)
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
There is always an option.
Buckeye67 about 1 year ago
Did her husband clean out the their bank account before he left?
Number Three about 1 year ago
I would have told him to stay there and never come back. I hope Doris did.
xxx
@Everyone
Greetings from the Carvery! I forgot to mention in my comment yesterday that I was going. However it will be my last time for a while as I won’t have enough points for another £10 voucher for next month. So I’ll be giving the carvery a miss in June. I could still go but it would mean having to pay full price and I’d rather not. I’ll survive.
I will be ordering dessert soon. Chocolate Fudge Cake with Dairy Ice Cream. That’s practically two desserts in one. Mmm! Sorry, RJM if I made you hungry ;-)
After taking the plaster off from my arm this morning, I discovered a red needle mark but no bruise. Sometimes I have faint bruising or a slight needle mark. I think it entirely depends on the skill of the nurse or “Donor Carer” as they are called over here. Still buzzing (very happy) that I done it though. Savin’ lives and all that jazz.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
He was the epidemy of deviousness.
tad1 about 1 year ago
Judging by her serene expression, Doris seems to be taking it well. He must have been a lousy husband.
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
Heave her up me bully, bully boys.Heave away, haul away!Heave her up and don’t ye make no noise,And we’re bound for Australia!
(chorus to sea shanty “Cape Cod Girls”)
C wolfe about 1 year ago
He eloped because he was big on the miss.