Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out.
“This underwear feels kinda sexy…” — Ebby Calvin “Nuke” Laloosh
That’s not Gregg Hamm on the pitcher’s mound – it’s Matt Murdoch!
You’ve only got 20 seconds. Meditate fast.
P4: “Even the yelp of your seeing eye dog after it gets hit with a line drive back up the middle.”
Focus on the soft hum of Gil’s return throw as it heads toward your teeth
Whoa – he caught it!! Cup check? Doin’ that sneaky WAM! thing to impress scouts. Or kids.
Tomorrow, Hammy does it again, except the ball sails to center field
…or goes into the back of Leo’s or Dottie’s head
P3 is a snarker’s feast . . . double EHS (Exploding Head Syndrome), a case of EGS (Exploding Glove Syndrome) and proof that Greggggg is a not a WAP, but rather, a WAM (Wet A$$ Man).
P2.5 “Breathe through your eyelids”.
Yes, Grasshopper, be one with the earth
P3- The correct sound effect is WAP!, not WAM! All this David Carradine wisdom makes want to go Luis Tiant and fire up a Cubano.
Feel the force too, while you’re at it.
P1: “Oh, you’re blind? I would have never guessed. Certainly not by the outfit you picked out to wear.”
P2: “Close your eyes and don’t move. Now I can nail you from close range for that comment about my outfit.”
P3: “The sunglasses help if you want to pretend you have trouble seeing while you’re beaning hitters.”
And speaking of trouble seeing, unless you’re Gregggg you should have no trouble seeing today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Shades of Bull Durham?
P4: “Don’t forget to use your face to stop line drives like I tried to do”.
“Be the ball.”
OK, Gregggg, how does that work underhanded?
Ah, the mystery of how Kaz can afford a penthouse has been solved. He’s launched his own line of snack cakes!
https://www.hostesscakes.com/products/kazbars/chocolate-caramel/
Yes Sensei!! Cobra Kai!!!
P1- And Dorothy, your home is over there in that blue van.
P2 & P3- So focus and listen, then don’t focus or listen to anything. Got it!
Where’d Gret put his cane?
Zen and the Art of Pitching.
And if you hear a rustling on your left, throw to first base to pick off the runner. And by “pick off”, I of course mean “render unconscious”.
Tell me about my mechanics, Mr. Hammmmm
Say, Gregggg, I’ve been having problems picking up the catcher’s signs.
For any mothers that read this strip, happy Mother’s Day! And to celebrate, episode 16 of Milford After Dark is online.
Charks 12 months ago
Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out.
nycla3 Premium Member 12 months ago
“This underwear feels kinda sexy…” — Ebby Calvin “Nuke” Laloosh
LawrenceS 12 months ago
That’s not Gregg Hamm on the pitcher’s mound – it’s Matt Murdoch!
Ignatz Premium Member 12 months ago
You’ve only got 20 seconds. Meditate fast.
That kid with Marfan 12 months ago
P4: “Even the yelp of your seeing eye dog after it gets hit with a line drive back up the middle.”
jslabotnik 12 months ago
Focus on the soft hum of Gil’s return throw as it heads toward your teeth
ranelson43 12 months ago
Whoa – he caught it!! Cup check? Doin’ that sneaky WAM! thing to impress scouts. Or kids.
Irish53 12 months ago
Tomorrow, Hammy does it again, except the ball sails to center field
Irish53 12 months ago
…or goes into the back of Leo’s or Dottie’s head
dadjo 12 months ago
P3 is a snarker’s feast . . . double EHS (Exploding Head Syndrome), a case of EGS (Exploding Glove Syndrome) and proof that Greggggg is a not a WAP, but rather, a WAM (Wet A$$ Man).
Gil-doh! 12 months ago
P2.5 “Breathe through your eyelids”.
mgbbobby 12 months ago
Yes, Grasshopper, be one with the earth
bearwku82 12 months ago
P3- The correct sound effect is WAP!, not WAM! All this David Carradine wisdom makes want to go Luis Tiant and fire up a Cubano.
Mopman 12 months ago
Feel the force too, while you’re at it.
Mopman 12 months ago
P1: “Oh, you’re blind? I would have never guessed. Certainly not by the outfit you picked out to wear.”
P2: “Close your eyes and don’t move. Now I can nail you from close range for that comment about my outfit.”
P3: “The sunglasses help if you want to pretend you have trouble seeing while you’re beaning hitters.”
And speaking of trouble seeing, unless you’re Gregggg you should have no trouble seeing today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
Roy Lamberton 12 months ago
Shades of Bull Durham?
James St. John Smythe 12 months ago
P4: “Don’t forget to use your face to stop line drives like I tried to do”.
tomcervo 12 months ago
“Be the ball.”
Twainrdr 12 months ago
OK, Gregggg, how does that work underhanded?
Mopman 12 months ago
Ah, the mystery of how Kaz can afford a penthouse has been solved. He’s launched his own line of snack cakes!
https://www.hostesscakes.com/products/kazbars/chocolate-caramel/
hifirick1953 12 months ago
Yes Sensei!! Cobra Kai!!!
metals24 12 months ago
P1- And Dorothy, your home is over there in that blue van.
P2 & P3- So focus and listen, then don’t focus or listen to anything. Got it!
HooDaD 12 months ago
Where’d Gret put his cane?
gzitver 12 months ago
Zen and the Art of Pitching.
seismic-2 Premium Member 12 months ago
And if you hear a rustling on your left, throw to first base to pick off the runner. And by “pick off”, I of course mean “render unconscious”.
Twainrdr 12 months ago
Tell me about my mechanics, Mr. Hammmmm
Twainrdr 12 months ago
Say, Gregggg, I’ve been having problems picking up the catcher’s signs.
Mopman 12 months ago
For any mothers that read this strip, happy Mother’s Day! And to celebrate, episode 16 of Milford After Dark is online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/