Monty by Jim Meddick for May 19, 2023

His plans may have some hiccups

One time I was 69 years old altogether.

Could try for a triple play, hiccup, belch and pass gas all at the same time.

I rarely get hiccups, but recently had a bad day- 11 different times I had them. Pretty sure I was dehydrated.

I get the suspicion that Meddick devoured the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid, like I did.

Charles? …………………… Was that Lee Harvey’s dad?

That is scary, but EB has to do better job than that to scare Monty out of his hiccups.

Oh Monty, you should have let him finish telling you. What happened to Osborne was probably nothing worse than being locked in an isolation chamber for a few decades, hooked up to an iron lung with a feeding tube.

Could try my uncle’s cure for almost everything – go run around the block. Hiccups – go run around the block. Misbehaving – go run around the block. Sore leg – go run around the block. Amazingly, it worked most of the time.

Upending is one of the suggested cures for hiccup. :)

Show him the Illinois debt load…

Yea..locals referred him as ‘Hiccup Chuck..’

HIC. Kill me. HIC. Kill me. HIC. Kill me. HIC. Kill me. HIC. Kill me. HIC. Please, kill me. HIC.

Give Monty a break, E.B.! Maybe he will just relax, fall asleep, and lose his hiccups….