Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 15, 2023

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    codycab  about 1 year ago

    Whose truth exactly?

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    tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’ll start writing the orb-ituary.

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    Averagemoe  about 1 year ago

    Subjective opinion test.

    “Golden retrievers are cute.”

    “Golden retrievers are ugly.”

    “Golden retrievers are tasty.”

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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 1 year ago

    Would the orb buzz if I said those Nick executives were right to cancel the P&HU cartoon?

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    Jacob Mattingly   about 1 year ago

    I don’t like you either orb.

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    Jungle Empress  about 1 year ago

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You don’t even have eyes, orb.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I suppoze we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out WHY Marigold has an orb of truth suddenly.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    oh, what an interesting gizmo Marigold has

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    scyphi26  about 1 year ago

    Then why is the orb even here? Who invited the orb?

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    ars731  about 1 year ago

    Theres an reason I dont trust random orbs

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    A floating entity that can only give positive and negative responses? Are we sure this isn’t an escaped Bit from TRON?

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    Eala Dubh Sidhe  about 1 year ago

    The orb knows truth, but not tact.

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    dv  about 1 year ago

    Looks like unicorns found ChatGPT

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    Decepticomic  about 1 year ago

    Meh. Orbs are just pseudoscience that unicops rely on to force easy confessions out of people.

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    thegreat.gildersleeve  about 1 year ago

    I have found that the magic 8-ball ALWAYS divines the correct response if you ask the same question repeatedly until the right answer magically appears!

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    asrialfeeple  about 1 year ago

    I say Phoebe looks super cute. It’s those leggings. They really add something.

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    One of my favorite singers was Roy “Orb” ison!

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    Ron Bauerle  about 1 year ago

    Wonder whether it would explode after hearing “everything I say is a lie”, followed by “I’m lying” (hat tip to “I, Mudd”).

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    jerrica.benton333  about 1 year ago

    1000 percent sparking

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Very literal truth. But I’d be happy with “reasonably good for a human.”

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