Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for April 30, 2023

Send BC striaght to the punitentiary.

Teddy’s ego cost the GOP the White House in 1912, what will Biden’s ego cost my fellow Democrats?

OY!!

Wow, the lowest form of humor, puns. I LOVE IT!

How long, oh dear Dog, oh how long? We continue to be focused- nay, obsessed with the personality of the can’t-didates.

Policy-Schmolicy, are they nice or mean? Old or young? Masculine or feminine… etc, etc.

Trumps regular(?) policies & unconstitutional shenanigans would be just as ridiculous and outrageous during a Colin Powell or John McCain presidency.

Substance matters too little, optics too much.

Joe Biden is your friendly neighborhood national Democratic Honcho. Most any of the others could do it as well, or better. The same policy [mainstream, ever-so-slightly left of center] gonna prevail.

Joe is what we got, and he’s fine. After him we’ll get someone else to work for us. Demagogues ain’t in it

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.

William Tecumseh Sherman

Aside from the fact that he is dead he has all of the qualifications to be president.

Can’t-idates?

As opposed to cant-idates, those who lean toward one side or another?

Or those politicians only able to recite cant……….

::insert “Statler and Waldorf” derisive laughter::

Sadly for America I’m ineligible to run for president.

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