Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 02, 2023

Brain baster?

Head head

Head master.

Head Coach.

The Head Man!!

Just ahead.

I see the date 5-2 and the 2023 copyright, but I would have sworn this exact same strip has appeared before.

Tell him, “Okay, I’ll (get ready) HEAD right over here later on. LOL!” Aw c’mon.

Now take him up stairs and let him watch a good movie. Don’t forget to toss him some popcorn. Forget the fish food.

Noggin nanny works for me!

Head Handmaid. Then for Thing from the Addams Family she can be Hand Headmaid.

Or…heads up?

Head Honcho.

Noodle Nurse.

Yeah…either is probably better than “babyfloater.”

Melon Mistress?

Coconut Caregiver?

Skull Sitter?

head mistress?

Noggin’ Nanni works

Just as long as there is no Abby Normal involved, I think you’ll be fine.

I like it! They both alliterated well, and they did it together!