The Middletons by Dana Summers for May 08, 2023

Never underestimate the pragmatism of the elderly.

Nose rings are disgusting.

A great use for it.

That reminds me of a time I visited my late parents in Florida. A Teenager attacked an elderly lady who was carrying a small umbrella well it looked like a small umbrella from a distance. The lady gave the teenager a beating as it turned out it was a small baseball bat.

Good for her!

I have to wonder how you can blow your nose with that ring in the way.

I don’t know where this is, but around here, old folks get great respect. When I was still reffing soccer, I started turning gray. Then, I began to notice the respect I got from the kids that may have seen me as their grandfather.

The nose ring is the basis for mucus to latch on to and the wearer is sporting a booger stalactite.

“And could you retrieve my cane from his backside?”

When I was a cop, I took a report from a teen who had been in a fight. He had gauges in his ears that were about two inches in diameter. Someone had put their finger through them and pulled!

He learned that you don’t disrespect ‘Momma’ Middleton ! ! !

Love nose rings, ear rings and long hair in a fight. Guaranteed you will get some skin!

Oh yeah…….I’ve been tempted!!!!!

President Andrew Jackson beat the crap out of a wannabe assassin with his walking cane.