Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 28, 2023

What are friends for?

Well, Bung, it’s a witching hour :)

He’s helping someone else to quit.

Who hasn’t had a night or 2 that the glass always seemed empty

He’s stealing from Andy Capp.

Would there then be the saliva from that other person in his bottle? Urgh.

He’s Like “Robin Hood” – stealing from the lush and giving so he can pour (one for himself).

I’m surprised he can even see the bottle.

Maybe Andy Capp can get one of those wands on Amazon. With free next day delivery.

Good point. When the beer is gone and you don’t remember drinking it, it’s time to order another one. Yip yip yip yip yip

A nice twist on the “Hey, that’s my beer” scenario……

Bung is buzzed. It is time to stop.

Does he also get the backwash?

Friends don’t let friends drink drunk.

Bungs right…he’s done

Bung’s always known about his hollow leg, but never his hollow bottle.

Always drink alone or with somebody else.

I guess magic does have its uses.

Interestingly the IRS seems to have that same ability with my money

Reminded me of many, many years ago having a party and this guy was drinking sombreros and was setting it down on the floor beside him after he to a couple of sips …………….. he’d go to take another drink and it was empty …. he’d go mix another, take a few sip, set it down and again pick it back up and it would be empty …… this went on a couple more time ……. then the last time he reached down to grab it and he felt fur ….. looked over and exclaimed “H*ly Sh*t” ….. there looking at him was my Wolf Dog …… everybody had a good laugh and my Wolf Dog went back under the kitchen table ……. good memories …….. :)

I can see a strip with bung and wiz trying to drink the ‘same’ bottle

Altruism.

Does the wizard want Bung’s backwash?

The law of equivalent exchange…