the answer is always: Pizza.
It’s called ice-cream.
I don’t waste time staring- I know the answers!
It’s called wine or beer – just booze to Aunty.
You’ll have to look elsewhere for your sensei.
Ice cream mochi balls. They are the answer. Unless the Answer is 42. (Don’t panic!)
Is that what you call food for thought, Aunty?
When I do that, I’m trying to remember why I opened it.
My wife is both a nurse in one church and a deacon in another. The top shelf of our refrigerator looks like: cottage cheese, flu shots and consecrated wine.
Now you know how men feel when searching for the mustard.
Aunty, why are you looking for answers, when you haven’t even figured out what the questions are?
I look for things I can’t find.
The “hunter/gatherer” once again.
If you eat it, they will come…
I watched 2 tv programs this morning, before I realized I was staring at the microwave. That explains why there was no sound.
Staring into the abyss of the fridge is definitely a thing…
The questions being 1) Why is there no food in here 2) What happened to my box of wine?
i spend a lot of time staring into the refrigerator, looking for what my wife told me to get…
If you’re looking for vodka check the freezer.
The real question is: What’s for dinner/snack?
You will often find En*Light*enment in your fridge.
seanfear 11 months ago
the answer is always: Pizza.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s called ice-cream.
blunebottle 11 months ago
I don’t waste time staring- I know the answers!
CorkLock 11 months ago
It’s called wine or beer – just booze to Aunty.
ATGMer 11 months ago
You’ll have to look elsewhere for your sensei.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 11 months ago
Ice cream mochi balls. They are the answer. Unless the Answer is 42. (Don’t panic!)
Troglodyte 11 months ago
Is that what you call food for thought, Aunty?
nosirrom 11 months ago
When I do that, I’m trying to remember why I opened it.
dflak 11 months ago
My wife is both a nurse in one church and a deacon in another. The top shelf of our refrigerator looks like: cottage cheese, flu shots and consecrated wine.
danketaz Premium Member 11 months ago
Now you know how men feel when searching for the mustard.
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
Aunty, why are you looking for answers, when you haven’t even figured out what the questions are?
ladykat 11 months ago
I look for things I can’t find.
wirepunchr 11 months ago
The “hunter/gatherer” once again.
paranormal 11 months ago
If you eat it, they will come…
cactusbob333 11 months ago
I watched 2 tv programs this morning, before I realized I was staring at the microwave. That explains why there was no sound.
pheets 11 months ago
Staring into the abyss of the fridge is definitely a thing…
cuzinron47 11 months ago
The questions being 1) Why is there no food in here 2) What happened to my box of wine?
gopher gofer 11 months ago
i spend a lot of time staring into the refrigerator, looking for what my wife told me to get…
sergioandrade Premium Member 11 months ago
If you’re looking for vodka check the freezer.
kenneth.sanger 11 months ago
The real question is: What’s for dinner/snack?
bakana 11 months ago
You will often find En*Light*enment in your fridge.