Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 25, 2023

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    Erse IS better  about 1 year ago

    When I was learning to solve quadratics, there were two things that made my life a little easier. One was that the text quiz authors liked integer answers. The other was that I could glance at a number less than 50 or so and know what the factors were without much effort (having put in the hours in 5th grade to totally memorize all that stuff).

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    The difference between a drive-thru and a calculator is that everyone already knows how to use a coffee maker. Not so with multiplications.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    It was also her prerogative to decide that his reasoning to be able to use a calculator on the multiplication quiz didn’t quite add up.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    She determined he did not need the calculator to streamline his life.

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    ralphb  about 1 year ago

    I’ve seen the drive-thru line at Starbucks at 8 AM … streamlining your life? I don’t think so. You could make two whole pots of coffee in the time it takes you to reach the pick-up window.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Old SF short story where someone could do math with out the calculator. He became a military top secret.

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    Botulism Bob  about 1 year ago

    Sorry Caulfield, but your excuse just doesn’t add up.

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    franish2bzn  about 1 year ago

    What oh what is going to happen when all the people who know the underlying ‘rules’ to things

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Arbitrary rules win the day again.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 1 year ago

    When I was a substitute teacher (2007-12) the thing that distressed me the most was that they now hand out calculators before math class; they never have a chance to learn math. What’s next, not teaching them how to write?? (Oh, wait………)

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    Caldonia  about 1 year ago

    Now it turns out he needs a calculator. So he’s not interrupting class because he’s a genius, he’s just a brat.

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    one more ole man  about 1 year ago

    My old $15 drip grind coffee maker is still heating up that water. It maybe blasphemy, but drip grind coffee in the filter cup one day, tea leaves the next, and just a shot of lemon juice in the water tank for a virgin toddy the third provides a variety of hot drinks to start the day. It does require careful and though rinsing of the coffee maker but that only adds a few moments as to my routine. And by my rough calculation coffee day costs about eight cents a cup using regular breakfast blend Maxwell House (Not counting amortization of the coffee maker).

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    rugeirn  about 1 year ago

    Did you bring enough calculators for everybody?

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    Lambutts  about 1 year ago

    Which is why we use calculators!

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    eced52  about 1 year ago

    Would have thought Caulfield wouldn’t need a calculator. Or is it just his mouth that’s smart?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Working an integral or performing a linear regression is something a computer can do quite effectively. Understanding whether the result makes sense — or deciding whether the method is the right one to use in the first place — requires a guiding human hand. When we teach mathematics we are supposed to be explaining how to be that guide. A math course that fails to do so is essentially training the student to be a very slow, buggy version of Microsoft Excel.” —Jordan Ellenberg, professor of mathematics, University of Wisconsin–Madison, How Not To Be Wrong: The Power of Mathematical Thinking (2014)

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