Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 03, 2023

Just tell him he can sit on the couch instead of the wall.

he’s about ready to crack!

Eh not as much as omelette for breakfast triggers him.

Gonna need some king’s horses and men.

Deja Vu?

His Spring wasn’t as great as his Fall.

Just wait until their first Easter!

Does this mean he’s fallen before? If so, did he break anything? And did he get put back together right? Is he related to Humpty?

The nursery rhyme does not say Humpty was an egg.

Eggactly.

She’s a wreck…and once he cracked up…..they’re so scrambled on what to do…

She will soon end the relationship, and he will become Humpty-Dumpedy.

“Look, he keeps trying to get me to sit on him. Of course, I put up walls. Also, it’s so I don’t have look at his tie or cravat or whatever-it-is that he never washes.”

….as long as he doesn’t sit on them he should be fine.

I suggest a book of omelet recipes.

easter’s coming and he’s a basket case

Even though the rhyme had been around for a long time, Lewis Carroll in his novel Through the Looking-Glass (better known as Alice in Wonderland ) first portrayed Humpty Dumpty as an egg.

this seems an odd product with an unfortunate name…

https://i.ibb.co/gT5sKnT/Humpy-Dumpy.jpg

got the munchies?

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. It was a Freudian slip.