Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 08, 2023

how does Wallace even know there’s not a non-extinct sabertooth bobcat roaming around?

What does Spud care? He be 5 miles away in 10 seconds anyway.

The three rules to fighting.

1) Don’t.

2) Run.

3) Win.

Make the kitty disappear.

“Meow”?!

Bunny in panel one!

These are not the children you wish to eat. (Sorry, Obi-Wan)

Wallace, I don’t think Jujitsu could save you to from a Sabertooth Bobcat.

Maybe the bobcat just wants to be friendly? Are we judging by appearances? Wallace could tame it.

My son teachers Jiu Jitsu classes – I’ll have to ask him if they train with butterfly nets.

Does he mean a scimitar cat? They mostly ate two-year-old mammoths, the age when they first start to wander away from their mother.

That may require classes at Hogwarts….

Well, in fairness, getting eaten would make its appetite disappear.

Well, it would help—convince the cat that you’re more trouble than its worth to hunt down and eat and it’ll likely give up the chase in favor of finding an easier meal that won’t require exerting as many precious calories to take down.

Kitty!

I don’t know how my cat got loose, but I’m happy to find he’s safe in the “Wallace the Brave” comic.

Panel 3 should have a Big Foot in the background.

HAPPY EASTER!!

No need for martial arts. Just use belly rubs. That cat will be putty in his hands.

Now we know and knowing is half the battle. The other half is running, screaming and praying.

The trick is just to outrun Spud

Looks like a relative of Xenosmilus. It feeds like a shark or therapod dinosaur sneaks up takes a bite and then pulls back to follow the wounded prey till it falls over dead from trauma and blood loss.

It’s just… (tears up) so perfect