Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 26, 2023

What a sick dog I am to laugh so hard at this.

He wasn’t using the ball at all!

dog did the person a favor, anyway – the balls are on the wrong feet

Olden-aid Retriever? (aka Geriatric Shepherd – or if someone fell in the…mutt and gone to the dogs – it could also be called St. Bern-Die Hard)

“Unfetch!” or “Return.” should be a command your dog learns.

[… or “Where did you get this?” or “Show me where you got this.”]

Prepare to get caned when you find the owner.

Next time use a stick.

I laughed aloud this morning, Dave!

Ruh-Roh!

But the dog is pleased.. bringing back two balls deserves two treats.

The dog confused “You wanna take a walk?” with “You wanna take a walker?”.

Better or worse than coming back with a wooden crutch?

Prior to knee surgery, I was in a thrift store buying a walker, and as I limped up to the counter to pay for it, a guy nearby said “Getting knee surgery?” Turned out we were both getting it on the same day at the same place. (Curious irrelevancy: In Britain walkers are called zimmers. I don’t know if that’s from a brand name, or how it came to be.)

The owner will be on the ground so most likely he’ll get caned by the lost walker’s friend!!

Too funny, literally made me lol. Wish I could give this one more than one like. :-) :-)

Just a throwaway, the lady was healed and can walk again…

Somewhere there’s a senior citizen lying on the ground in need of help.

A joke plagiarized from the movie UP! Think up your own material

It’s been several days, I’ve shared this comic with many friends. I continue to laugh WAY more than I should.