This Fat Cat should remember that when contemplating kicking Odie off the ledge. But, I suspect the joys of doing it to Odie will be too much for Garfield. He’ll succumb to sin.
That’s not how it works, Garfield, and I think there’s a good chance that Liz might agree with Jon in that statement. So either way, it would be two against one.
codycab about 1 year ago
These are enemies we don’t mind to keep closer.
BJ40 Premium Member about 1 year ago
With friends like calories, who needs enemies ?
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
Even if the enemy, Garfield, is healthy food?
I need a burrito about 1 year ago
What about nermal
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
Since when are calories Garfield’s enemies?
californiamonty about 1 year ago
Ah, the Christian diet, as opposed to the lions of old’s diet of Christians.
preacherman about 1 year ago
This Fat Cat should remember that when contemplating kicking Odie off the ledge. But, I suspect the joys of doing it to Odie will be too much for Garfield. He’ll succumb to sin.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
Carbs are our enemies.
Ksandler4570 about 1 year ago
not exactly true.
2AndFour about 1 year ago
Yes. We must love delicious things like pizza, lasagna, cookies, hamburgers, donuts, fried chicken, steak and fried pork chops.
Skippy the Magnificent about 1 year ago
Calories are fuel. Only fill up the tank when needed.
TheLordIsHolyForever about 1 year ago
Jon must not like calories, he’s thin.
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
If calories are enemies, then I am doing a great gob of loving them.
edmund_graham about 1 year ago
That’s…impressively deep even for Garfield
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 1 year ago
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
CaveCat87 about 1 year ago
That’s not how it works, Garfield, and I think there’s a good chance that Liz might agree with Jon in that statement. So either way, it would be two against one.
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
What about “love thy neighbour”, Garf? Wonder what Mrs. Feeny has to say about that?
geese28 about 1 year ago
Like liquor? Lol jk
Foe about 1 year ago
Really Jon, its in the Bible
T... about 1 year ago
So sayeth Reverend Garfield, duly ordained by the ULC…
dlaemmerhirt999 about 1 year ago
Remember, Garfief: You can eat ALL the veggies you want! Maybe try a zucchini lasagna? It’s tasty!
BlitzMcD about 1 year ago
Variations on the Biblical theme of “Bless Those Who Persecute You”.
MrWolf Gamer (PK Supporter) about 1 year ago
keep your friends close and your enemies closest
eced52 about 1 year ago
I am afraid the cat has the wrong glasses on today. Of course, everything in moderation.
karmakat01 about 1 year ago
great…now he is going to quote the bible.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
When did Garfield start reading the Bible?
AzizCalva about 1 year ago
Then go make friends with the birds, spiders, and Nermal.