Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 25, 2023

“Throne” for a loop.

A couple of purr-sians.

later that afternoon – the CATapult was invented

The King thinks that he is privileged, the cats know that they are.

Off with their heads

Release in the royal Rottweiler!!!

Gambit of Thrones

The cats are more royal than you your majesty.

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett.

The Roman Catholic Church condemned cats, thus when the rats came with their flees caring the plague there were no cats to stop them, thus lack of cats helped spread the plague

"Don’t just use your words.

…and they wouldn’t get up if they knew either.

They know he is the king, they are cats and therefore they are superior.

Not the Alpha of the realm.

Doggie would like king to sit down, and we listen to dual whoopie cushions, hee, hee.

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

Or they do know you’re the king but still don’t care.

Purrple Reign.

And that’s why most kings had dogs.

They know who rules.

If they sat in his lap he wouldn’t be able to get up.

They wouldn’t believe it, to begin with.

Well, since they consider themselves Gods, they still out rank a King.

This is why they invented the catapult.