“Reaper Madness.”
A visit from grimpa.
Out of sight, out of mind
Not curtains yet.
those Jehovahs are getting pushier these days
And you can tell him, “I’ll be back.”
There’s “Facetime” is there a “Deathtime” app for the Grim Reaper?
Hopefully it’s not a ‘Hellmark’ card.
I think he spotted you and he’s not coming back! You can take your card with you.
“Death is at the door” or “You’re at deaths door”? Any preferences?
He can’t stay, “Death waits for no man”.
He’ll be dying to meet me.
You can run but you can’t hide forever.
He’ll always get you in the end….
An invitation to the dance…
The Reaper’s number is up in the right hand corner of the card, while the other man’s number is just up.
He just stopped in to give him a hot investment tip, buy crypto.
When death comes calling.
It was the salmon mousse.
If I were the old lady, I’d just be relieved that he hadn’t come for me.
This joke is to “die” for
I’d like to know the place I’m going to die. So I never go there
SHAKENDOWNVILLE about 1 year ago
“Reaper Madness.”
Ratkin about 1 year ago
A visit from grimpa.
C about 1 year ago
Out of sight, out of mind
Zykoic about 1 year ago
Not curtains yet.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
those Jehovahs are getting pushier these days
Doug K about 1 year ago
And you can tell him, “I’ll be back.”
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
There’s “Facetime” is there a “Deathtime” app for the Grim Reaper?
mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hopefully it’s not a ‘Hellmark’ card.
flemmingo about 1 year ago
I think he spotted you and he’s not coming back! You can take your card with you.
bigplayray about 1 year ago
“Death is at the door” or “You’re at deaths door”? Any preferences?
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 year ago
He can’t stay, “Death waits for no man”.
waltermgm about 1 year ago
He’ll be dying to meet me.
Tired about 1 year ago
You can run but you can’t hide forever.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
He’ll always get you in the end….
T... about 1 year ago
An invitation to the dance…
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
The Reaper’s number is up in the right hand corner of the card, while the other man’s number is just up.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
He just stopped in to give him a hot investment tip, buy crypto.
Daeder about 1 year ago
When death comes calling.
albzort about 1 year ago
It was the salmon mousse.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
If I were the old lady, I’d just be relieved that he hadn’t come for me.
jarbain about 1 year ago
This joke is to “die” for
aussie399 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’d like to know the place I’m going to die. So I never go there