Strange Brew by John Deering for March 17, 2023

Unfortunately for Elsie, the prosecution was led by Tyson & Hormel,Esq.

Go on Elsie, milk that argument for all it’s worth.

She had a dairy here in town many years ago.

Elsie was not content by her domestic life with Elmer. She left for greener pastures, and jumped de fence.

The judge seems ready to hoooof it out of there!

Elsie knew bull $#!+ better than anyone.

She udderly destroyed the opposing counsel!

That’s one bored looking judge.

How Now, Blonde Cow?

She is milking it for all its worth!

She knows bull when she hears it

That’s the strangest-looking lawyer I’ve Heifer seen.

This case has her stomachs tied in knots.

This is udderly ridiculous.

cringy when people pronounce it “mute”

This case is udderly Borden!

The judge isn’t contented.