Plant a banana tree. They live forever and are virtually indestructible and hard to kill once they’ve rooted themselves. You just gotta remember to spray for spiders before picking bananas off it because you will get bit by a spider that has lethal venom if you don’t.
Here’s a link to a website called “10 Ways to Care for Your Garden: How to Keep Plants Alive” …. https://www.masterclass.com/articles/how-to-keep-plants-alive
My record with plants was so dismal, I was forced to sign a pledge by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plants.
By contrast, all the other women in my family had fantastic gardens, mostly rose gardens, plus a vegetable garden in the back. My sister was a Master Gardener.
IT WASN’T MY FAULT! We’ve lived in this house for decades and I only tried once. I saw some Marionberry seedlings while with a friend at a nursery. I bought 6 of them. I pulled the weeds in a swath about 12 feet long where I was going to plant them. I turned the soil where they would be planted and laid down weed guard fabric with holes cut for the plants. I lovingly planted my beautiful little berries. I screwed sets of brackets into three fence posts from which to run the 3 parallel wires on which my berry plants would climb. AND THEY DID! When they started producing berries I was overjoyed! But IMMEDIATELY wasps found and pierced EVERY SINGLE BERRY as they formed. Wasp traps were totally ignored. I got not a single good berry. That was the beginning and the end of my “green thumb”.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yeah. I reformed and quit murdering plants a long time ago. Poor plants.
Farside99 about 1 year ago
Once in a while, mine survive, but just barely.
blunebottle about 1 year ago
It’s a good thing I don’t have to be a hunter to feed myself. I don’t even know where sandwiches live!
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
And then there’s magic markers.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
Plant a banana tree. They live forever and are virtually indestructible and hard to kill once they’ve rooted themselves. You just gotta remember to spray for spiders before picking bananas off it because you will get bit by a spider that has lethal venom if you don’t.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
looks like a huge cat litter tray to me
Doctor Dave about 1 year ago
Here’s a link to a website called “10 Ways to Care for Your Garden: How to Keep Plants Alive” …. https://www.masterclass.com/articles/how-to-keep-plants-alive
johnjoyce about 1 year ago
Yeah, that looks about right for me. That’s why hubby does the garden—he doesn’t have The Grim Reaper Black Thumb.
Chris about 1 year ago
so… it goes from what you planted to what died here. :D
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
May they rest in peas.
ladykat about 1 year ago
That’s my gardening.
uniquename about 1 year ago
I planted some flowers that did really well for a year. Then they became deer food.
BearsDown Premium Member about 1 year ago
They show us what the deer find tasty!
Tired about 1 year ago
Lettuce, turnip and pea.
JLChi about 1 year ago
My record with plants was so dismal, I was forced to sign a pledge by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Plants.
By contrast, all the other women in my family had fantastic gardens, mostly rose gardens, plus a vegetable garden in the back. My sister was a Master Gardener.
Rose Madder Premium Member about 1 year ago
Also known as a ‘brown thumb’ – I have one or 2 of those. lol
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Keep track of which one results in the most fertile compost patch in the soil.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 1 year ago
My wife’s experiments…
thejanith Premium Member about 1 year ago
YESSSSS! Someone who understands! Thank you, Mr Parisi. I have a black thumb, inherited from my mother. She even killed a plastic plant once!
BigBoy about 1 year ago
Phlowering Phicus Plasticus
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member about 1 year ago
IT WASN’T MY FAULT! We’ve lived in this house for decades and I only tried once. I saw some Marionberry seedlings while with a friend at a nursery. I bought 6 of them. I pulled the weeds in a swath about 12 feet long where I was going to plant them. I turned the soil where they would be planted and laid down weed guard fabric with holes cut for the plants. I lovingly planted my beautiful little berries. I screwed sets of brackets into three fence posts from which to run the 3 parallel wires on which my berry plants would climb. AND THEY DID! When they started producing berries I was overjoyed! But IMMEDIATELY wasps found and pierced EVERY SINGLE BERRY as they formed. Wasp traps were totally ignored. I got not a single good berry. That was the beginning and the end of my “green thumb”.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
Should plant your seeds in something other than gravel.