Close to Home by John McPherson for March 23, 2023

You two go ahead. I’m outta here.

is that what you call a brush off?

https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1165284557/jail-escape-toothbrush-ihop-virginia

They have an ‘out-break’ of tooth decay.

Just get new ones.

Viper: “I got yer toothbrush right here”

Perfect for Viper. They’ll go back and distract the guards, while Viper puts some extra miles between the jail and himself.

Alternate ending for “Le Trou.”

The main reason they got jailed in the first place…dumb as a box of rocks!

Trivial Joke:

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender asks the rabbit “what’ll you have?”… and the rabbit says, I don’t know, thanks to that danged autocorrect, I’m not really part of this joke!

Your friends at Autocorrect

Or stop in at the IHOP!

I’ll buy you new ones.

I think we’ve been Shawshanked

I’d think an antiseptic would be more important, considering the of some of those fresh facial scars!

Never gonna happen if he can help it!

Tell them to go ahead and maybe you’ll catch up to them later.

Check your prison wallet

Dentists can indeed have too much influence.

We would like to make a clean break. :)

You picked a fine time to worry about oral hygiene.

https://www.npr.org/2023/03/22/1165284557/jail-escape-toothbrush-ihop-virginia

The chocolate they’ve been eating has given them cavities, but also made them break out.

Where’s Bleep? Did I miss him?

When I get up from here you won’t need any teeth brush…

Just steal new ones!

This would get your teeth brushed with a shovel.

No, you won’t, not after I get through with you.