OMG, even in heaven they have small-minded bigotted people, who’s heaven is this anyway? So let’s count all the religions and sects that have heavens etc…
Well, okay, then… as it turns out, in Yiddish, “Schmeckle,” is an undeveloped (pre-pubescent) male “member!” Maybe she was just a d ink, when she was alive…?
allen@home about 1 year ago
Wonder what would happen if one of the guys try’s to unwrap her.
blunebottle about 1 year ago
Bleeb made it!
Jml58 about 1 year ago
She has never been opened.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
In my idea of heaven, you would no longer need to wear glasses.
Gandalf about 1 year ago
If she thought that, she’d be in the other place.
manowarrior about 1 year ago
Not with those buck teeth and boney knees.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
Okay, this is a little existential… but do we really have to wear hospital gowns in heaven? Isn’t it enough that we get seagull wings!?
Aficionado about 1 year ago
Welcome to Heaven, Bleeb! Since you have a little halo, maybe you are not wondering if that package is completely open on the bottom?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Wait till she comes undone….gasp!
flemmingo about 1 year ago
If y’all are going to be talking about other folks, you need to be on next thing headed to the HOT South.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
Humility is a rare quality.
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Thank God, Heaven is not like this!
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
I sense another SNL Skit coming on.
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/3505985
wongo about 1 year ago
Witha a name like “Helen Schmeckle” she needs to have something going on!
RadioDial Premium Member about 1 year ago
What’s she packin’ under all that wrappin’?
geese28 about 1 year ago
Looks like she was sent back
Revtim128 about 1 year ago
FYI, “schmeckle” literally means "little p*nis”
the lost wizard about 1 year ago
Pride comes before the fall. :(
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
And she’s been re-gifted so many times.
Michael Helwig about 1 year ago
Heaven lets in catty gossips and egomaniacs?
T... about 1 year ago
OMG, even in heaven they have small-minded bigotted people, who’s heaven is this anyway? So let’s count all the religions and sects that have heavens etc…
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s all inthe packaging.
rbullfogg about 1 year ago
Bleep has gone to heaven! :(
tinstar about 1 year ago
Well, okay, then… as it turns out, in Yiddish, “Schmeckle,” is an undeveloped (pre-pubescent) male “member!” Maybe she was just a d ink, when she was alive…?
jbduncan about 1 year ago
I’ve always wondered if McPherson’s got his female names from girls he dated. Probably.
Judeeye Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bleeb makes heaven more heavenly.