Got it in one!
You’re never more comfortable than right before the alarm goes off!
My heart is breaking, this is such a truth bomb.
㋛ wife’s outta town
Misery is waking and having to pee half an hour before the alarm is to ring.
I’m trying to understand the difference between snugly and snuggly.
It means your sleep number is 6 am…..!
How did Ernie become Rip Van Winkle?
Time to retire so you can stay smile and stay there.
Probably because you suddenly need to pee.
Would rather sleep over time than less. Very hard to quiet the mind and get back to sleep when I wake just an hour or so before time.
And DST just makes that worse. Wish they’d settle on EST and just leave it alone. Something don’t need tweaking just for the fun of it.
Give that doctor a ceegar!…
Stay in bed longer.
Reminds me of a joke:
What is the first thing that happens when a body is immersed in water?
The phone rings.
Love it! Spot on! Thanks for the chuckle.
It sure was this morning.
Pretty much every single time — thank you Thaves.
Sounds like our cats
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Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 1 year ago
Got it in one!
uncle snipe about 1 year ago
You’re never more comfortable than right before the alarm goes off!
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 year ago
My heart is breaking, this is such a truth bomb.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
㋛ wife’s outta town
Gina Carson about 1 year ago
Misery is waking and having to pee half an hour before the alarm is to ring.
The Orange Mailman about 1 year ago
I’m trying to understand the difference between snugly and snuggly.
InTraining about 1 year ago
It means your sleep number is 6 am…..!
JudyAz about 1 year ago
How did Ernie become Rip Van Winkle?
uniquename about 1 year ago
Time to retire so you can stay smile and stay there.
Captain Bars about 1 year ago
Probably because you suddenly need to pee.
sandpiper about 1 year ago
Would rather sleep over time than less. Very hard to quiet the mind and get back to sleep when I wake just an hour or so before time.
And DST just makes that worse. Wish they’d settle on EST and just leave it alone. Something don’t need tweaking just for the fun of it.
T... about 1 year ago
Give that doctor a ceegar!…
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
Stay in bed longer.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Reminds me of a joke:
What is the first thing that happens when a body is immersed in water?
The phone rings.
thejanith Premium Member about 1 year ago
Love it! Spot on! Thanks for the chuckle.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member about 1 year ago
It sure was this morning.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pretty much every single time — thank you Thaves.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sounds like our cats