FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 26, 2023

The really hazardous material is her cooking

Roger why did you forget about the clam dip!!!!

The clam dip was hazardous waste even before it became leftover.

I wonder how much he’ll have to shell out to the Hazardous Waste people to take the clam dip?

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

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Best to send the clam dip to Yucca Mountain.

There are some things that the hazardous waste center won’t take!

Umm… How is Jason playing a Nintendo Switch?

Just dump it down the toilet.

Oil is a strange thing. You find it in the ground, take it out, refine it, sell it and you become a billionaire and are free to do anything you want. If they catch you putting It back into the ground, they arrest you and take away everything you have.

why would anyone want to dip a clam? %

An idea: Andy comes back from a vegetarian cooking competition looking very frustrated and the family asks how was the competition. Andy’s response: “Shut up”. The tv is giving a news flash on how “A local woman was barred and banned from the vegetarian cooking competition after it was discovered her dish was made of FDA-unregulated combinations and recipes considered toxic.”

She’s one to talk about Roger’s food being hazardous waste!

Relax Jason, that clam dip is past its half-life

Cleaned out my mom’s basement in 2017 and found some containers of chemicals that had been banned for years.

Give it few more weeks. The tub will walk itself to the dump.

Oh yeah, that was the year the jets won the super bowl.

Thanks Bill, made my day! Hysterically funny, brought tears, of laughter of course, just reread it again got another hearty laugh, thanks again…

The leftover clam dip is scarier than the rest of the stuff Roger’s dumping off!

I’m guessing Andy, Peter, nor Paige were willing to go with Roger either; the stench — well — stinks.

I wonder what Jason is playing on the Switch.

Shouldn’t Dad be wearing heavy duty rubber gloves. Seems to be some sort of liquid leaking from that box.