WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 19, 2023

I see this guy dinning alone tonight.

One time I was two feet tall. One time I had 24 toes.

No. No, I haven’t. And I hope never to in real life.

Would you believe that her last boyfriend also had 23 toes on one of his feet, but it was his other foot?

He’s a keeper!

Hmmmm…but smells like 24 toes

Bring on the second date!!!

This is their first and last date.

And this is supposed to funny in which way?

Interesting approach to finding a mate, but I suppose if one doesn’t run then he knows she’s a keeper.

Dating in the Digital Age.

Aaaaack! Run!

I’ll bet he’s never had a second date.

GROSS!!!

But I only have one on my other foot

The foot deformity isn’t half as gross as yanking off your shoe & sock in a restaurant and heaving your foot up over the table.

CHECK! Please.

And WAIT until I show you my other appendages.

Well, I guess if you have a foot fetish. . . :)

You win Wulff & Morgenthaler, trying day after day to create revulsion this is one of the most disgusting I’ve ever seen…

This guy is an “In-cel” (involuntary celibates) because he has no filters.