Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 11, 2023

mhm …. flamingo … you better believe that, Agnes.

Someone said in the comments the other day that Grandma would “fix” the chicken (flamingo) and not let Agnes know.

The only good chicken is a cooked chicken.

parts is parts – if only for a little while

For just $12.00 a month ten chickens can be fed and watered and receive physical therapy daily. Won’t you please give today? Call 1-800-CHICKEN and receive this sturdy tote-bag!

Grannie would never steer Agnes wrong.

All the fast food chain rejected flamingo nuggets

You couldn’t get more than one nugget out of that little chick.

All’s well that — BURP — ends well.

Doom Flamingo.

great. now granny’s cooking lawn ornaments…

Aw, they didn’t even name it. :(

What a relief — I was afraid this story arc wouldn’t have a happy ending. Homemade chicken nuggets, yum!