Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for March 28, 2023

Finders keepers

Hawthorne was being helpful. Getting that box out of the middle of the road before someone ran over it.

The fifth of fourth or the fourth of fifth?

Either way I’d plead a fifth of 18 year old bottle of single malt whiskey!!

he didn’t steal it, it was salvage.

?Using the rights of maritime salvage, was that flotsam or jetsam, Hawthorn.?

same punchline in Zack Hill today

It fell off a truck

Any guesses what they’ll find when they open it?

Just open the dang box already! ㋡

No Amazon made it into the lagoon again! Nooooooo

Trying to avoid the question, I see, Hawthorne.

In Hawthorne’s case, possession is 9/10 of the claw.

He’s the Mayor. He’s got Executive Privilege. /s

Drink up and get on with it.

I see H is ready for Congress ….. :0

With Hawthorne involved, you should just assume it obtained it through non-legitimate means and skip that line of questioning.

Sigh……………

Haha! XD