Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 24, 2023

Monty Python has a special film that shows how not to be seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-M2hs3sXGo

The first rule of ninja school is that you don’t talk about ninja school

Isn’t Naruto the giant space child of Summer and Morty?

made-up games designed to confuse ;+)

Do they train mutant teenage turtles?

You can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence.

I tried to find that school the other day. Nowhere to be seen.

Hiiiiiiiik-YAAAH!

Horace can listen to the silence and sometimes it’s deafening!

My tabbies are born with that gift. I have looked around in the woods for five minutes and not “found” my cat who was standing in the open five feet away – until he moved an ear.

Obviously it was Ninja Sloth on that tree.

WeatherTech? Buy American!

says Horace on his way home from the Horse Head Tavern…

At Ninja School, it is acceptable to be in class and still marked “absent”.