Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 19, 2023

And Arkansas beat Kansas. Go Razorbacks!

You’ve found a winner Phil. Marry that girl.

Didn’t Phil used to be Black?

You know….this really is a great strip!

Go Badgers! (Women’s Frozen Four Championship today at 4pm EDT).

Princeton Power!

I’d rather go antiquing, personally. I am NOT a sports fan.

A while back, my friend and my brother-in-law and I went camping. The first night we discussed going to a strip club. We all argued over who would drive, and ended up not going. The next morning, we were out and passed a winery having a tasting. My friends asked me to stop. (I hate wine.) After that, a bit down the road was an antique store, and they said “Stop here!” I told them “Look. My wife wouldn’t care if I went to a strip joint, but if she finds out we went wine tasting and antiquing, I’m in big trouble!”

What men really want.

But does SHE like HIM?

she is a VERY SPECIAL SPECIMEN OF A WOMAN!

I tell my wife that it’s only 11 days until baseball season and she cringes.

Aztec for life. SDSU in the sweet 16 !!

Each to their own…..

He’s not coming- He’s just breathing hard.

This is one house no sports. Regular programs waiting, and about to end.