Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 02, 2023

Just because you can wear yoga pants doesn’t mean that you should

Just because my grandma dyes her hair doesn’t mean it looks good.

Sounds like my knees……..

I just hope that she does not get stuck in that position.

Snap… crackle… POP!

No breaking? That explains why there’s Crackle and Pop but no Snap.

[It’s only two-thirds of a good breakfast (cereal) – not counting milk.]

Breaking what? Wind?

That’s good! Yip yip yip yip yip

I guess that she would have a hard time sneaking up on someone.

Was it Confucius that said a tree that can bend in the wind is better than having a wife that cracks her knuckles and bones every time she tries to bend over!

Just seeing that look on Wiz’s face in the second panel!

Cute bellybutton but it needs some bling

That sounds like it hurts.

Needs a bigger yoga outfit….Oy

when my knees sound like that my dogs come running thinking i opened a treat bag.

The big question is, can you unbend?

man the wizard’s FACE!

But you crack a lot when you bend.

Rice Krispies knees

What’s that sound? Somebody having cornflakes?

You know you’re getting old when you start waking up every morning to Snap Crackle Pop, and then you eat breakfast.

I have lived my entire life so far without seeing Blanche in yoga pants. I could have gone the rest of my life without doing so. But noooo. Mastroianni had to go and draw Blanche in yoga pants.

I avoid yoga as a matter of aesthetics, don’t want to nauseate others.

I bet a lot more people would exercise if the required outfit weren’t so embarrassing for those who had not yet achieved their weight loss goal. I certainly would.

Or break now without bending?

It’s a start…

I get so much more crackle and pop if I practice yoga. I’m not sure it’s helping…

To do yoga, you pretty much need pants to stretch with you. That does not mean, however, that you can’t wear a top that is a little bit loose and covers your belly. Wearing street clothes won’t work. They would be ruined. Students in a class will mind their own business doing the stretches as it is healthy and good for them and after a while, very enjoyable and relaxing. She doesn’t need to wear yoga pants every where she goes. I have seen some very, very tight and see-through leggings on people that make it clear they don’t exercise and show more than anyone needs to see.

She got rice krispie knees like me…

She’s working on fitting in that bikini before summer hits! ;-p

I’ll bet Wiz doesn’t DARE tell her she doesn’t have the figure for that outfit!