Kliban by B. Kliban for January 23, 2023

A geek is a geek by any other name.

AKA a geek with technique.

Richard couldn’t wait to try the new Chicken-Flavored Lip Balm. It is made with real chicken droppings so you’re not inclined to lick your lips.

Choking the chicken – failed technique…

Guys who bite the heads off chickens need a practice field, apparently.

I am so glad I don’t have to watch that guy eating his 87 chickens anymore.

He’s on everyone’s Best-Dressed Geek list.

Glad to see the privacy curtains.. this is not something for little children to see. Here we see the preliminaries, explaining to the chicken just what is going to happen.

I recommend plucking the chicken and removing the head before trying to eat it.

NO! That’s RUNNING around like a chicken without its head….

Gross. Poor chicken.

See the man eating chicken.