Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 31, 2023

Sorry pal you’re on your own.

“There’s a unicorn in the garden!”

“Eating roses.”

well, he did say to take him to your leader, so…

The next thing he’ll say is “take my wife, please”.

New Mexico in 1947?

I know this because she wouldn’t believe me about the previous seven ETs.

Drunk again

“Just, please don’t tell her about the probing!!”

She said you were drunk & threw you out, but that’s what they want you to think. L’il Greenie was supposed to sneak in for sordid goings on after you’d gone fishing.

And she’ll say, “You drum up any excuse”.

Still not going to help if that happens to be a female alien.

Drinking buddies always look different…

Mine never bought any of mine either.